..i pick the playful one..ahaks...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET HIM FREE.. IF HE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS, IF HE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...

- The New Versions..........

Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, she's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Shakespeare:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, she's yours,
If he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he doesn't comes back within some time forget him.

Patient:

IF you love someone, Set him free ....
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back

Playful:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again and again and again.....

C++ Programmer:

If(you-love(m_him)) m_him. free() if (m_he == NULL) m_he= new Chim;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:

If you love someone, Set him free,
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

If you love someone, Set him free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone, Set him free,
If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone, Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, deal! If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:

If you love someone, Show him the plan .... If he ever comes back, sign her up, If he doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity, If he doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:

If you love someone, Set him free ....
If he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2(peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log
(0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone, Set him free, If he Comes Back, he is Yours If he Doesn't, Hunt him Down and Kill him...!!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANT...

If you love someone WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HIM FREE???